Drunk Golf: A Fun, Safe Way to Mix Golf and Drinks
Ever heard of drunk golf and thought it sounded like a wild party? It’s basically a laid‑back twist on regular golf where a drink or a sip is tied to each shot. The idea is simple: finish your swing, take a sip, then move on. It can turn a quiet round into a lively hangout, but the key is keeping it safe and fun.
Setting Up the Game
Start by deciding the drink you’ll use – beer, a mixed drink, or even a non‑alcoholic option if you want to stay light. Choose a small amount per hole, like a half‑pint or one shot, so the alcohol stays manageable. Make a rule for every type of shot: for example, a miss on the green earns a sip, while a perfect putt lets you skip a drink.
Keep the bottle or cans handy but out of the way of your swing. A small cooler on the cart works well. If you’re playing with a group, assign a “safety monitor” whose job is to watch the pace and make sure nobody over‑drinks.
Safety First
Alcohol and sports can be a risky mix if you’re not careful. Set a clear limit before you start – for instance, no more than three drinks per nine holes. Stay hydrated with water in between drinks; it helps you stay focused and prevents too much buzz.
Never swing after a big gulp. A good rule of thumb is to finish a sip, wait a few seconds, then line up your shot. If you feel dizzy or off‑balance, put the drink down and finish the hole sober. Remember, the goal is laughter, not a blackout.
Make sure the course allows alcohol. Some clubs have strict policies, while public courses are usually more relaxed. Always respect those rules – a quick check at the clubhouse can save you a fine.
Fun Rule Variations
Mixing up the rules keeps the game fresh. Try a “birdie bonus” where a birdie lets you assign a drink to another player. Or use a “penalty sip” for hitting a bunker. You can also play a “drink‑free hole” where the best score wins a small prize, like a free drink after the round.
For larger groups, set up a tournament bracket. Each match is a nine‑hole mini‑round, and the winner advances while the loser takes a celebratory sip. This adds a competitive edge without making anyone feel pressured to drink too much.
Where to Play
Backyard courses, driving ranges, and par‑3 courses are ideal for drunk golf. They’re short, so you won’t be drinking for hours. If you have friends with a mini‑golf set, that’s a perfect, low‑risk setting – the holes are quick, the drinks stay light, and the laughs are guaranteed.
Even city parks with portable golf nets work. Just bring a few clubs, a small cooler, and a responsible mindset. The flexibility is what makes drunk golf appealing: you can adapt it to any space, as long as you keep safety in mind.
Etiquette Tips
Respect other golfers. If you’re near a quiet group, keep your volume down and your drinks contained. Clean up any bottles or cans you finish – leave the course as tidy as you found it.
Never drive after a round. Plan a designated driver, call a rideshare, or stay overnight if you’re far from home. The fun of drunk golf ends quickly if you end up in trouble later.
By following these simple steps, you can enjoy a hilarious, relaxed round of golf without compromising safety. So grab your clubs, pick a light drink, and get ready for a game that’s as much about laughs as it is about low scores. Cheers to good times on the green!